My best friend, Cloud and I went to Elmers Taco and our order got screwed up. We didn’t check before we brought it back to work and noticed his box said “no lettuce” though none of us had asked for it. We ate at at our respective desks….
Conversation through IM:
Cloud:
i have no idea what i'm eating
Guddi [12:07 PM]:
im so sorry. mine isnt that great either... but i bet its better than urs
u want the one that i havent touched yet?
Cloud [12:07 PM]:
no thanks, it's all you
it's not bad, just not sure what it is
Guddi [12:08 PM]:
urs is a cheese taco i think. no meat, no lettuce. m dunking mine in n the salsa so my mouth wont dry. u sure u dont want mine?
Cloud, [12:08 PM]:
i'm sure, and mine does have meat
Guddi [12:08 PM]:
o ok
Guddi [12:09 PM]:
why did u say no lettuce?
Cloud,[12:09 PM]:
i din't
Guddi [12:09 PM]:
dont u like lettuce?
Cloud,[12:11 PM]:
ok so, let me try again, i did not ask for no lettuce. it's not even our order remember
Guddi [12:12 PM]:
then why did they say no lettuce
Guddi [12:12 PM]:
they do it only when u ask for no lettuce.
maybe its that stuff u talked in spanish.. maybe that translated to no lettuce.
Cloud, [12:13 PM]:
which part of it's not our order is confusing to you? its not our order
Guddi [12:13 PM]:
i just dont get why you dont like lettuce...unless you are allergic to it?
are you? ive never heard of anyone being allergic to lettuce
Cloud, [12:14 PM]:
ok, i'll try one more time....IT"S NOT OUR ORDER!!! so whatever it is i did or did not ask for is irrelavant. We didnt' get what i ordered, or what you ordered.... i didn't say anything at all about lettuce.
IT"S NOT OUR ORDER
Guddi [12:16 PM]:
o so you ordered this WITH lettuce and they mistook you for WITHOUT lettuce. u know you shud just not say anything about lettuce next time.. maybe it normally comes with it so they misunderstood??
Cloud, [12:16 PM]:
IT"S NOT OUR ODER. I SAID NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY REGARDING LETTUCE
Guddi [12:17 PM]:
oder?? u mean odor? your food stinks?
Guddi [12:18 PM]:
baby...
Guddi [12:18 PM]:
i love you... very very much. with or without lettuce
SILENCE!!! ....
The only thing that shuts him up.
Don't you love my Cloud? :)
3 years ago
15 comments:
Woman! I am at work and I laughed LOUDLY. Thankfully I had earphones on so my coworker thought I was listening to bollycrap and laughed. You will get me in trouble some day.
But really, why did you torture the poor soul, tell me?
Hahahaha! This is so funny. Poor guy. But we had fun reading it. =)
I wish you really become a shrink.. :D
HAHAHA! The best was the "odor" part.
Throw that extra taco my way. I dont like lettuce! (lettuce = poor man's cabbage)
LOL !!!
poor soul, your friend!
Lol:)
Shilpa,
I thought you would know the real me by now.. you ask me why?? I say why not?? :)
June,
We mess with each other all the time... me more than him, of course! :)
AJ,
I AM.. I AM (in my head I AM..if I keep repeating it a few more times, I'll convince the world!)
TPL,
The odor part was the killer.. I agree.. my poor baby.. i messed with him so much. 1,2,3... Catch!
CA, Niv.. what can I say? It was fun... for me (that's all that matters, ya?) :)
ROTFL(literally) and am at work...OMG girl...u crack me up so much and this is my first time reading ur blog...saw ur comment on Asaaan n hopped over. Loved the way u tortured that poor friend of urs :)
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