It's my friend SubmarineMan's bday next week. 3 couples are putting together a skit in honor of this occassion. I can't disclose details.. but here are a few things he has said in the past that we plan to rip, tear and shred to pieces....
1. There is no F sound in Phillipino lingo.. so I guess they just Uck!
2. His wife finds Ranjit (yes, that oldie villian very OOOO) and he says," What do you like so much about him? All he does is rape!"
3. He claims Sujit Kumar is a wanna be rapist who only waits outside covering for Prem Chopra. His resume reads
"Seeking challenging position as Senior Rapist".
Qualifications:
Held doors shut ensuring victim does not escape.
10 years of experience in watching, now seeking hands on experience..
4. He knows everything about everything.. yup.. thats what I said..EVERYTHING. Pick a topic..he'll tell you about the year, statistics around it, why, when and how about it.
Sorry, not a true funny.. but I'm gonna try and and see if I can add the script here in the next couple of weeks...
3 years ago
8 comments:
planning to "rape" this chap, huh:)
my sympathies to the poor chap:)
LOL! What's the title of the skit?
Can't wait ;)
LOL on Sujit Kumar :) It takes special talent to focus on wannabe side-kicks like this.
Happy Bday Sub-man. (is his name subramaniyan?)
Good Uck with the skit!
Niv, Absolutely.. the goal is to make him cry.. kinda simulating the day he was born...
AJ, It's ridiculous.. will post it soon. :)
Sands, It has turned out to be one of those with no connection at all.. it was funny for the directors at least!
TPL, very close with the name guess..It's funny how my dad and I would always watch the guys dancing in the back and comment about what pay they got..mostly revolving around "rickshaw fare to n from the studios and vada pav"!! :)
Starry, I need some real genuine Uck!! :))
i wanted to be the person behind the description of point number 4.
*sigh*
MiM, you don't want to be called a geek, do you? He says "uck" every once in a while and escapes getting into the category!
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