Viagra?

I was waiting for New Year's eve since Jan. 1st, like I normally do. I had shopped and returned and tried and tested innumerable outfits. I knew my moves to all the songs that would be played that night. I knew who I would make out with and who I would end up with.
I picked up my favorite booze. I ate nothing. I started with a shot. I danced to spread the fluid all over. I only ended up being marinated in the liquor ready to be thrown on the grill. No high this year. Sala impotency ithna jaldi??