Viagra -Part 2

OK, that wasn't the whole truth. Here's the real deal...the what I said and what I meant version of it.

I was waiting for New Year's eve since Jan. 1st, like I normally do. TRUE

I had shopped and returned and tried and tested innumerable outfits. COZ I COULDNT FIT INTO MOST OF THEM!

I knew my moves to all the songs that would be played that night. I ONLY HAVE 2 MOVES THAT I COPIED FROM THE OTHER GALS.

I knew who I would make out with I HAVE A LIST OF 'EM.. NOT SO SURE IF IT WOULD BE 2-WAY

and who I would end up with. THE MU-MAN.. WHO AM I KIDDING!

I picked up my favorite booze. WHICH COULD BE ANY OF THEM, DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A PREFERENCE.

I ate nothing. YA, RIGHT!!

I started with a shot. TRUE ....AND A MARGARITA.. IN EACH HAND

I danced to spread the fluid all over. TRUE

I only ended up being marinated in the liquor ready to be thrown on the grill. TRUE

No "high" this year. Sala impotency ithna jaldi?? TRUE