And the answer is NOOO...

And the answer is NO….

Top 10 One liners my gals have said in the past few years. For those of you who know them, try imagining their voices and the innocent tone…

10. “Ewww, my mom and dad have kissed like in movies”.
9. When I said I liked her flat tummy, she said, "Why? I like yours, it’s like pizza dough”.
8. When we taught them the official names of body parts they said, “Can we see yours?”
7. “I don’t like boys, wouldn’t it be cool if girls can marry girls and boys can marry boys.” (actually, I don't care).
6. “Amma, I would like to get married but can we do something so I don’t have any kids?”
5. “When Sanj was born did you go to Dugan farm or Albertsons' to fill yourself up with milk?”
4. “Guys have a pipe in their butts to pee with”.
3. Looking down my shirt,” You have butt up here too?”
2. “Cows’ pee is called Milk!!”
1. Pointing at the Tampon dispensing machine in the women’s restroom, with a twinkle in her eye, "I know what that is… it’s what girls smoke, hiding in the bathroom.”