-SAHMs and very happy about it.
-Weekly lunches with GFs, sometimes twice.
-Bi-monthly mani-pedis
-Activities for the day- organizing play dates, traveling/hiking mid week, baking
-Weekends-Parties
-Parties-Invites from the rich and famous
-Invites- Theme party that includes napkins and silverware matching the theme too.-Dress code- Specifically bought outfit to go with the theme.
-Greeting- the 3 Muahs
-Kids say- Namasthe and Thank you
-Other Weekends-Clubbing and bar hopping
*****Now lets compare that to my life******
-WMAOM (work my ass off mom) and very happy about it.
-Weekly bitching with GFs,
-Activities for the day- work, ordering kids around to clean up, travels (in the car) to swim/gym/paino lessons,
-Weekends-
-Parties- Impropmtu invites from my Soulmates
- Invites- Always personal. Conversation goes like this..
Soulmate: hey
Me: hey
Soulmate: whats up?
Me: Don't know what I should make for dinner.
Soulmate: I have spaghetti sauce from last week and uncooked spaghetti
Me: I have cheese and can get garlic bread.
Soulmate: I have some chicken links we can throw in there.
Me: Should we ask other Soulmate to get some wine
Soulmate: Yup
Me: My house?
Soulmate: No her's, its been 3 days we haven't been there.
Me: OK
Soulmate: OK, I'll let other soulmate know we will be there in 1 hour, this will give her enough time to chill the wine.
ME: Chal bye. Milthe hain.
- Dress Code- old XL T shirt and yoga pants/ jammies. No one bats an eyelid.
- Greeting- "गधा, इतना लेट क्यूं आया?" (Donkey, why did you come so late?), or "उल्लू, खाना साइड में रख और २ ग्लास फटाफट मार्के आ, हमलोग काफी टुन्न है already."( Idiot, put whatever you brought to the side and drink up 2 glasses quickly since we are already high)
- Kids say: Can I stay over? Can my friend come over?
-Other weekends: Clubbing...uhh, Costco or Sam's Club-bing!
Now, you see why THEY are sooo Jealous?
15 comments:
Sigh...
I want to move there..
And bring cocktails. I am not a wine person. I make th best cocktails though
What? You know the Desperate Housewives?
Wondering if I should ditch TPL (babysitting goddess) and move in as your neighbour (potential soulmate?).
Sraikh,
Cocktails work! I love them too. I've stopped counting calories too!
AJ,
yup, personally! N when they Muah-ed me, I laughed at them...not with them.
Starry,
Big body comes with bigger heart... There's always space for more mates..soulmates! :)
Couldn't agree more girlie. The impromptu movie dates, the unplanned movie nights on the couch, the late night drinking, dancing and chatter, the never ending hisaabs, the always yummy potlucks, wouldn't trade it for anything :)
Sands,
Kala Tika time...
"Donkey, why did you come so late?"
So its ass for kids and donkey for friends. Hmm, TPL is figuring you all out.
TPL, you r really smart!! are you good-looking too? (seems to be my phrase for the week)
I am too good looking for u. Didn't want u to have false hopes.
aww shucks!
I am jealous!Wish I could join your gang!Am sure I will laugh till my sides ache!
Niv,
It's crazy sometimes.. there is no respect of any sort, just pure love! You are welcome to join in anytime.
man. i would so fit right in.
MiM, all we look for is the devil's number tattoed at the back of your neck which I'm pretty sure you have!! You are IN!!
God ... stop making everything sound so wonderful! I am still sad about my return woman!!!!
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